More than a dozen dead...

**CBMatt** · May 25th, 2004, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...they haven't really said...its all very odd...so I am right at home w/it...El Paso gets weirder everyday...some bitch stabbed her kid in the neck this weekend...she'd been going to a new church, told her husband she heard voices and that a demon was in her...

Sounds like a friend of mine. He got sent to a Christian cult called Teen Challenge and after a week, he claimed to have the ability to smell "the devil" on people. He hasn't been a very fun person to hang out with ever since we broke him out of that place.

**Skull-n-Bones** · May 25th, 2004, 01:33 PM

Religion is not for the weak.

Most religions...No better than any cult...

**Andyman** · May 25th, 2004, 01:37 PM

Okay, here's one...

These two "Gods" walk into a bar. One orders a Coors Light from the bartender. The other says, "As your God, I demand you serve him a real beer or I will kill all the rabbits within a twenty mile radius of this run down shack you call a bar!"

What's a bartender to do?

**baimun** · May 25th, 2004, 01:40 PM

Started working on the sign "Special of the Week: Rabbit" ???

**Biomechanoid** · May 25th, 2004, 02:48 PM

Teen Challenge is for recovering drug addicts, and you don't get "sent" to it without your consent.

God doesn't kill rabbits, just kittens.

**Biomechanoid** · May 25th, 2004, 04:10 PM

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin

I'm betting God's a lager fan.

**Tr3s** · May 25th, 2004, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...gods don't kill people, people kill people. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Well not all the time. If you fry and die from a bolt of lightning, that's nature sneering at you. And nature is arguably God (or a representation of) to some people.

Ebola or AIDS can claim you like a thief. These creatures are not man-made but, it is said, monkey-made. So there. It's valid, ain't it so?

**Andyman** · May 25th, 2004, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Tr3s:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...gods don't kill people, people kill people. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Well not all the time. If you fry and die from a bolt of lightning, that's nature sneering at you. And nature is arguably God (or a representation of) to some people.

Ebola or AIDS can claim you like a thief. These creatures are not man-made but, it is said, monkey-made. So there. It's valid, ain't it so?<hr /></blockquote>Aren't some Indian gods monkeys?